I Never Wanted To Be A League Villain And For That I Apologize (To Most of You)

Okay first things first - this league seems to have really shifted things into another gear this season as far as content, engagement, smack talk, etc. and I’d like to say I am forever grateful to be a member of the NFFL family. It is a league to be proud of and my football season (and frankly my life at this point) would not be the same without it. I look forward to drafting as old men when we are all rolling up the the draft board in wheel chairs. I hope it goes without saying none of this fantasy hoopla goes any further than the group chat!

Now, let’s turn the page to the hot topic of the day that is Javonte Williams.

Please allow me to apologize for how I acted this morning and this afternoon. My behavior was unwarranted, out of line, and I’m not proud of the way I presented myself amongst my peers. As a strong cancer moon, I have always been known to wear my emotions on my sleeve and I think that was exemplified today (for previous examples, see my reaction to striking out in little league). Again, I greatly apologize (to most of you) that you had to see me lose my noodles like that, and I hope you will be able to put this day behind us.

Do I think I have some fair gripes in the situation? Yes! In a league we view in such high regard, as a high stakes league, I do not think it is crazy that league members be held responsible for their waiver claims, plain and simple! Pay attention and proof read your work!

But at the end of the day, do I also have an abundance amount of respect for our commissioner and the decisions he has to make in these times of controversy? Very much so! If the lords above do not believe that Javonte Williams was not meant to eat at Mr Yocks BBQ, I have no choice but to accept this fate.

Now, with that all being said, I did only apologize to most of you, so a few caveats below:

Obviously Stephan - I absolutely do not apologize to you for being retarded and starting this entire shit storm. Please find some free time to focus on your waiver claims when you are not driving down the Long Island expressway or attending one of your white claw galas. It is no coincidence that you are probably the only person in this leagues history who is also notorious for leaving injured players in your starting lineup. The lack of accountability has been there for years and at this point you deserve the punishment that comes with it! No go figure out who is scoring first goal Thursday night and this will all be behind us.

Jerk - if you would have just shut your trap about that lesean McCoy bologna that no one even really remembers, i would have been so in the clear!!!

Commish - despite my respect for your decision, i did not appreciate the “open door” attitude in reference to my leaving the league. When faced with a little adversity, and maybe a restless league member, seeing you being so quick to pull the trigger on replacing me was disappointing.

I hope you can all understand that my actions today were coming from a place of passion and you can accept my deepest apologies. Looking forward to adding this as another fun chapter in the NFFL history books. Enjoy the rest of your Sunday and jet the the fuck up.

Respectfully,

Adam - Head of Football Operations, Mr. Yocks BBQ

Ps – I totally will not be keeping separate track of Javonte Williams points for the remainder of the season to determine the true ripple effect of this fiasco.