Playoff teams I would most like to bury on my way to a championship.

You guys are all piles of shit, ain’t nothing else to it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking why my constituents are always trying to take me down. Polos this, polos that. We don’t change things enough. I am so fricking sick of it. All I do is bleed for this league. Put my heart into the chug videos, only one that’s written a single blog this year. Although all those ones you said you were all writing were AWESOME! Get real….

You lazy clowns can’t hold my jockstrap.

Everyone’s too busy these days, meanwhile I’m raising a child and manage to put out FIRE chug videos, write scintillating blogs, and managing a fantasy team to first place, most points scored, etc. etc. etc.

All I’m saying is would it kill any of you to put a modicum of effort into this league. Or cut the freakin nonsense and stop calling for my head. Who’s going to replace me? Cetta? HAHA. Pape? ROFL.

Anyways….

Here’s my ranking of the playoff teams I would most like to bury on my way to a championship.

6. Fischer: I have no real qualms with Fisch. A consummate professional and a newly made

fiancé. I won’t take much joy in running him over on my way to greatness.

5. Joe : Listen, he’s a decent enough guy. Would I enjoy crushing his dreams? Of course. Are

there other people I would like to destroy and never see again, for sure.

4. Cetta : Will this surprise people, I guess so. The thing is I just don’t really think about

Stephan at all, maybe a little brother feel or a nephew with down syndrome. You feel bad more

than happy when beating them. With that said, would still enjoy his rant after beating him.

3. Nick: Quiet Nick, don’t mind him! Bullshit. I want to crush that weasels soul. As if winning

the $4,000 means anything to him, Mr. Memecoin man. His smugness and acting like he

doesn’t care about fantasy football PISSES ME OFF. Would take great joy in ousting him.

2. Ryan B: Something about taking candy from a baby makes me warm and fuzzy inside. And

boy oh boy! This guy is a baby! WOAH IS ME! I will take a shot of his tears if I were able to

keep him 2 nd best.

1. Adam: It should be self explanatory. But this guy is a real scumbag and doesn’t

deserve to be anywhere near the trophy. Every single scandal in this league has

revolved around this slimeball. Would bring me optimal Joy to end him.