League Member Walk-Up Songs
We all know that fantasy football is 90% vibes. The MLB does one thing right and that is walk-up songs.
With that in mind I present to you, NFFL members walkup songs.
1) Fisch: Miami 2017- Billy Joel
This guy is Long Island through and through but made the decision to move to the swamp ass of
the country. FLORIDA. He had the foresight to see the lights go out on broadway and is now
living his best life. The league almost didn’t notice it but Fisch has quietly turned his team into a
contender again. Miami 2017 is an often overlooked song (much like Fisch’s team) but it is a
BANGER. God Bless.
2) Mr Yocks BBQ: The Drake and Josh Theme Song
I have never met another person who embodies the Drake and Josh theme song like Mr. Yock. I
never thought that it would be so simple but Stolls finds a wat, he finds a wayyyy. Perfect
humor. Great vibes. Adam IS the Drake and Josh theme song. (In regards to Drake Bell, we have
to hear both sides)
3) Team Upside: Pretender – Foo Fighters
This guys is a G-D pretender. Granted he is an all time fantasy football league-mate. He is
absolutely delusional. Like an absolute chunk of human idiocy. He says he’s “not like the other
ones” but he is. Avoid this guy at all costs.
4) Fuzzy Bucket Boys: Bad Day – Daniel Powter
Every day, week, year seems like the worst of Ryan’s life. It’s always woah is me. He naturally
has one of the best teams every year so there will be no tears spilt for this idiot.
5) Sauce Barb: Make You Mine – High Valley
Was there ever even a question? Berbs is a vibe through and through. He’s that
hallelujah, Sunday morning. Barbs a guy and should be everyone’s guy.
6) Ass Backwards Oertel: Bartender – T-Pain
Guy clearly loves booze and is the most handsome of the bunch. I’ve always wanted to
be the hot guy at the bar and wanted the bartender to fall in love with me but that guy
will always be Pat. Pro Tip, if youre with Pat also bring an AED.
7) The Big Bean: Down (ft Jay Sean)
Listen, you might not know this song but Keer certainly does. The Big Bean plays the
same way Lil Wayne’s verse feels. Electric and a legend. God bless.
8) Finkle Is Einhorn: Lose Yourself – Eminem
We all know Greg LOVES and IS Eminem. There are two types of music Greg
listens to. Eminem and the Fast and Furious soundtrack. This was an easy
decision.
9) @The Bank: Yes – LMFAO
IDK it feels rights
10) Zynladen: Imperial March – Star Wars
This guys Sucks. He’s the villain in any scenario but we all still love them. Go
Cetta, Go.
11) Bye Week: Listen To Your Heart – Roxette
This guy listened to his heart and moved down to Tennessee and is living his life. If he is
not considered a Roxette. I don’t know who is.
12) DR. Commissioner Murphy CFA: Richmen North of Richmond – Oliver Anthony
Idk what it is but this guy is who Oliver is talking about. I wish politicians would look out
for ballers and not just ballers in his circle somewhere (Pape, Bean, Bourke). He is
everything that is wrong with fantasy football and NO POLOS>
